I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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