theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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