Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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