did you get engaged???
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He shit in the fireplace
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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