Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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