Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We're too hungover to prance.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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