Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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