Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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