I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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