His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he fucked my hip out of place.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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