I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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