i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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