I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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