I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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