Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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