I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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