marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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