nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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