If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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