i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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