How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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