Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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