why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
where are my eyebrows?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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