I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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