How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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