his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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