I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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