Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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