would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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