the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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