I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I wish you could order shots online.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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