I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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