You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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