i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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