Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I am midnight drunk by noon
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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