I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My vagina is officially offended.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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