the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Also, beer. Big fan.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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