I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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