I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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