I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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