So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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