Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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