Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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