Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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