# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
accomplished twins. life is a go
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
