what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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