We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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