How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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