You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
