Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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