How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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