She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
