All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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