Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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