The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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