i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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