Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Randomize
