16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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